If you look up monotasking in any of the dictionaries you will not find a definition. It simply isn’t a word in the English language. I wish it was sometimes. It’s not fair that multitasking is a word, a popular one at that, while my homie monotasking has to suffer the shame of dictionary discrimination. Now more than ever multitasking is the in thing. We watch Youtube videos on our iPhones while in line for a train ticket. Listen to music while we jog, work, eat, shop and a hundred other things. Talk on the mobile in just about every situation imaginable and sometimes even while sending an sms at the same time. The world has gone multitask-crazy and my pet monkey Montgomery and I have had enough.
See, Montgomery had a once-in-a-lifetime idea. We will cruise the streets and each time we spot a multitasker he will shit in his hand and throw the hot handful at all the efficient mofos. Maybe then monotasking will get its 15 minutes of fame and a a few words in a dictionary. Maybe then incapable as it is idiots will stop talking on their mobiles or trying to sms while driving. Maybe then monotasking will be cool enough for all the kids and we can get back to driving while driving. Sounds like a plan Montgomery.
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What is Rally racing all about? | This is Rallying | Youtube | Videos | CHICANE CULTURE dot COM added these words on 21 Jan 10 at 10:56 pm[...] concern is that the reporting system is used while driving which can be dangerous. Remember what Montgomery taught us kids. Monotask or get flung at. Enjoy and stay safe. Subscribe to comments Comment | Trackback | [...]
Trapster | Speed Trap Sharing & Warning System | Products | CHICANE CULTURE dot COM added these words on 03 Feb 10 at 9:32 pmby D4NM4C on 17 Jan 10 at 11:56 pmbrilliant posts, we could also ask the same for our cars… stop doing the driving for us! I would be happy with just fuel injection thanks