Now I know what it’s like. You’re a calm and collected character. You keep your cool in the face of scum treading on you at work. You avert your eyes when that old hag coughs on you while waiting in line for a hot dog made from pigs’ snouts and donkey guts. It’s all good when you get shoved around while boarding a train only to see that fat prick take the last seat. But some jackass cuts in on your lane and doesn’t wave a thanks… some tourist drives at half the speed limit on your favourite B road and you get held up for 2 minutes… na huh mofo’s. It’s on!
Road rage is a serious problem. Each time you experience road rage the stress levels drastically shorten your life. One study concluded that as much as 26,357 nanoseconds of your life are cut short each time you flip the bird in your car. At that rate you can die tomorrow!
Say no to road rage with this ground breaking product. It will protect you against the evils found on B roads through to the highways. Don’t forget to pick one up for your mothers now. It comes with a convenient visor clip so it’s always on hand to ward you against all evils.
Each time you feel rage building up just pop the top and spray it twice in your mouth. It tastes amazing thanks to the 10% Oleoresin Capsicum. I think that’s a type of green capsicum or something. I love capsicum. It’s very soothing. You can probably even use this to season your salad. Road Rage Spray will add nanoseconds to your life so you don’t have to die tomorrow.